I should write travel guides me

Here in west Wales where I currently live, it's been a beautiful week. After last week's storms that felt like Thor's hammer, we're back to crisp clear winter weather.

The view out over Carmarthen Bay is to the finger of the Worm's Head up the arm of the Gower Peninsula to the snow-capped peaks of Brest Twrch and Fan Hir (The Carmarthen Vans) on the western edge of the Brecon Beacons Escarpment, all is clear and beautiful.

One of my favourites places in west Wales is the Sawdde Valley, which is at the foot of said western edge of the Black Mountains/ Brecon Beacons escarpment (Up the Tywi Valley to Llandovery and turn right up into the mountains).

I love to go walking there, through the tiny Carmarthenshire lanes that go up and down like a newly-wed's nightie, to the fairy lakes of Llyn yr Fan Fach and Llyn yr Fan Fawr, it's a magical gorgeous place, replete with many rhyns and waterfalls.

Unfortunately I have to get on with some work, as I am putting the finishing touches to two ebooks I have written (editing, re-editing, more editing) and in the midst of setting up an ebooks selling service.

I'm also rewriting another of my Feature Film scripts (I've written Ten Feature Film Scripts, Twenty Short Film Scripts, Sitcom pilots, Soap Opera Scripts, Sketches etc).

But, i'm going up there very soon to see some snow. Oh back to the wife thing, as soon as I promote this blog, i'll be fending them off with a stick, you watch.

I almost said 'beating them off with a stick', but that would be far too adult in nature for your eyes and ears.

A sort of Homecoming

The purpose of this Blog is to find myself a wife, or have a damn good time doing so.

Not an original theme by any means, as many men and women have ventured into these tepid waters before me.

But, but wait. Having recently come out of a long-term love of my life stars in their eyes relationship, which sputtered to many false stops before finally being in the past, I can say that this is indeed a worthwhile venture and one worth reading about.

I am under no delusions whatsoever that this will develop into something beyond just my hunt for a fantastic woman to share my spare change with, but for now let's keep to that.

So, to be going on with:

Evil Genius seeks partner and cohort to take over the world and mould it to our despotic ways. Failing that, to have some really great curries and tell each other knob gags.

Looking for a cross between Lara Croft with a Tinto Brass body (his starlets not the porky maestro) and the wit of Dorothy Parker (well...).

Can you arm wrestle a Crocodile? Write a Pullitzer Prize winning Novel? How do you spell Pullitzer anyway?

Have you got an IQ over room temperature and know roughly what you want out of life?

Do you like Sex, Knowledge, How To Guides, Fast Milkfloats and Easy Money?

Does your arse stick out and have you got more curves than Llanberis Pass?

Can you handle yourself in a fight?

I am looking for Friendship, Adult Stuff (!), possibly even love.

I am athletic, muscular, in my 30's and not bad to look at (and that's not just my Mam saying that..).

I love sunsets, Belting punchbags, Snowymountains, mountains, Indonesian-Malaysian-Thai food, food in general. I love walking on the beach at night in rough weather.

I love mountain streams, forests and glades, waterfalls and wild country.

I love tropical beaches, warm ocean water, aplm trees, coconuts (nut not landing on my head).

I love dreams and visions, aspirations, creativity and drive.

I love intelligence applied, intuition divined.

I love shapely athletic or voluptuous women that stick out in all the right places.

I love writing Scripts, Stories and Screenplays.

I love making Movies. I love working towards living my life upon my own terms.

I can't eat dairy products particularly cheese as they make me puke. I don't like puking.