Killer Toasters and the Milk Cartons of Death

Apparently we are all doomed, and not for the first time, Whitey.

As the TV News gleefully shows us images of stupidity and devastation that we are encouraged to 'emote now' to.

It's saccharine demi-tas moral message of 'best not leave the house in case anything bad happens' becomes a self-perpetuating prophecy.

As you skulk about in paranoid distemper hiding from killer toasters and the milk cartons of death.

Never has there been a more destructive negative self-masturbatory system in place, than the 'de facto voice of authorititive coverage of world events'.

Good Evening and welcome to 'Turn Your Power Down and Mindlessly Consume'.

So the big news this week was again Global Warming.

But not just any Global Warming, no, we are talking about ultimate doom Global Warming mind you.

No this is Special. The sort of Global Warming you get when you turn that three bar electric fire up to 'just about warm your nads' level and a village in Uzbekistan disappears under a mud slide because you put too much money in the meter you selfish toad.

Really?